Dad Jokes for Kids for Days, Disney Style!
Crack up your family at dinner tonight with these funny Disney jokes for kids! From riddles to knock-knock jokes your Disney fans will love these jokes for children!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will “Let it go”
It wasn’t peeling well!
Why did the cookie go to see Doc McStuffins?
It was feeling crummy
How does the ocean say hello to the Ariel?
It waves!
Who’s there?
The interrupting Elsa.…
The interrupting el…
LET IT GO!
He wanted to visit his “neigh-bor” Shrek!
Snowflakes.
They put a little oogie boogie in it!
A choo choo train!
In his sleevies!
aRRRRRRgh!
RAPUNZEL by a hair!
He couldn’t put it down.
He was looking for Pooh!
To go with the jellyfish!
Puuurple!
Takes away its chair.
Never, he Neverlands!
He read a book about gravity and couldn’t put it down.
No, BB-8! Why would he be hungry?
He’s always got a hunch!
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