Funny Jokes For Kids…Disney style
Dad Jokes for Kids for Days, Disney Style!
Crack up your family at dinner tonight with these funny Disney jokes for kids! From riddles to knock-knock jokes your Disney fans will love these jokes for children!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will “Let it go”
Why did the banana go to see Doc McStuffins?
It wasn’t peeling well!
Why did the cookie go to see Doc McStuffins?
It was feeling crummy
How does the ocean say hello to the Ariel?
It waves!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
The interrupting Elsa.…
The interrupting el…
Who’s there?
The interrupting Elsa.…
The interrupting el…
LET IT GO!
Why did Donkey cross the road?
He wanted to visit his “neigh-bor” Shrek!
What does a Olaf eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
How does Disney World get a tissue to dance?
They put a little oogie boogie in it!
What do you call the Disneyland train when it sneezes?
A choo choo train!
Where does Sarge keep his armies in Toy Story?
In his sleevies!
What is Captain Hook’s favorite letter?
aRRRRRRgh!
who won the race with the princesses?
RAPUNZEL by a hair!
Rocketman was reading a great book on anti gravity…
He couldn’t put it down.
Why did Tigger have his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Why did Ariel throw peanut butter into the oce
To go with the jellyfish!
What is the Cheshire cat’s favorite color?
Puuurple!
How does Mickey make his hotdog stand?
Takes away its chair.
When does Peter Pan stop flying?
Never, he Neverlands!
What made Mickey Mouse decide to become an astronaut?
He read a book about gravity and couldn’t put it down.
Is BB-8 hungry?
No, BB-8! Why would he be hungry?
Why makes Quasimodo so great at solving crimes?
He’s always got a hunch!
